A sudden, pleasantly surprising bout of unemployment has led to a creative renaissance inside my man husk. The idea factory has been restarted and new work is showing its first signs of life as we speak. Keep your eyes peeled for brand new posters, a wall sketch banner, and magical portfolio additions in the next week. If this doesn't get my graphic design career back on track I'm definitely taking that 911 dispatch job up north. We can't lose!

Paradise Lost

The epic update regarding the tumultuous Bahamas Cruise is forthcoming. Know that I refuse to post a complete update without adequate photographic evidence. I should have that procured sometime in the next 72 hours. Until then, new tirades and inspirational speeches will not stop.